Today we had our first Type 1 climbing meet-up with our friend Fatima Shahzad. It was totally ill–and is the beginning of many more great things to come. It was the first time I have tied in and climbed with another T1 and it was totally wild. While I intend to post video and pictures and so on, I figured it would be nice to show you all exactly what we did not do.

Behold! The impostor!

For those of you who envision this type of scenario being “what we do” let me assure you, it doesn’t usually go like this. I mean, how could it? I don’t even own any red clothing…